[The look Alec gets makes him raise both eyebrows and stand up even straighter, which is just ridiculous. There is now a full half foot of difference between their respective sight lines. If Alec is a touch smug about that, he'll never say.]
Sticker.
[He points at the offending size indicator on Daryl's brand new plaid shirt, moving slowly and precisely because despite being freshly washed, something about the guy screams scruffy enough to be a werewolf, or something. Better safe than sorry, right? In either case, said sticker might actually be less of a problem in Daryl's load considering the existence of at least some colors and patterns, but having to peel off every little damp shred of dispersed white sticker from the 99% pitch black Institute laundry when he was 14 and unbearably impatient (and actively being laughed at by his siblings the whole time) is something Alec will never forget. He has suffered so much Daryl, clearly.]
You don't want that in there when you turn on the water.
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Sticker.
[He points at the offending size indicator on Daryl's brand new plaid shirt, moving slowly and precisely because despite being freshly washed, something about the guy screams scruffy enough to be a werewolf, or something. Better safe than sorry, right? In either case, said sticker might actually be less of a problem in Daryl's load considering the existence of at least some colors and patterns, but having to peel off every little damp shred of dispersed white sticker from the 99% pitch black Institute laundry when he was 14 and unbearably impatient (and actively being laughed at by his siblings the whole time) is something Alec will never forget. He has suffered so much Daryl, clearly.]
You don't want that in there when you turn on the water.